Good humor! I’m ROTF.
You can use simply thick or thickIt for the BM but just be cautious- it can constipate and then you have a whole other set of issues! If you try it and it constipates her, there are things to relieve it. We use a tsp of mylanta cherry supreme once a day-4 hours from the PPI or Reglan- and Miralax for Carson.
You are doing a great job! I swear we have to be neighbors because your experience sounds just like mine. Nimrods everywhere.
Good Luck