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December 6, 2006 at 8:50 pm #19732AnonymousInactive
On the first day of refluxmas, my true love gave to me… a very loud, screaming infant.
On the second day of refluxmas, my true love gave to me…2 red rimmed eyes, and a very loud, screaming infant.
On the third day of refluxmas, my true love gave to me…3 hours of sleep, two red-rimmed eyes, and a very loud screaming infant.
On the fourth day of refluxmas, my true love gave to me…4 bed sheet changes, 3 hours of sleep, two red-rimmed eyes, and a very loud screaming infant.
On the fifth day of refluxmas, my true love gave to me… 5 DOCTOR BILLSSS! 4 bed sheet changes, 3 hours of sleep, 2 red-rimmed eyes, and a very loud screaming infant.
Any more verses?????
December 6, 2006 at 9:12 pm #19733hellbenntKeymaster__# of faxes to the doctor?
_# of laps around the house? or __# of nights in the swing?
_#of mls of _med?
way to go!
December 7, 2006 at 1:01 am #19752AnonymousInactiveYou know I can’t resist!
On the first day of Refluxmas,
My true love sent to me
A crying baby no one can console.On the second day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Two tired arms
And a crying baby no one can console.On the third day of Refluxmas,
My true love sent to me
Three hours of sleeping,Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.On the fourth day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Four days of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping ,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.On the fifth day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Five minutes napping,
Four days of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.On the sixth day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Six hundred sopping burp cloths,
Five minutes napping,
Four days of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.On the seventh day of Refluxmas,
My true love sent to me
Seven days of crying,
Six hundred sopping burp cloths,Five minutes napping,
Four loads of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.
On the eighth day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight hours a-milking,Seven days of crying,
Six hundred sopping burp cloths,
Five minutes napping,
Four loads of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.
On the ninth day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies opinions (on what I should be doing)Eight hours a-milking,
Seven days of crying,
Six hundred sopping burp cloths,
Five minutes napping,
Four loads of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.
On the tenth day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten years off my life,Nine ladies opinions,
Eight hours a-milking,
Seven days a crying,
Six hundred sopping burp cloths,
Five minutes napping,
Four loads of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.
On the eleventh day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven unread novels,Ten years off my life,
Nine ladies opinions,
Eight hours a-milking,
Seven days a crying,
Six hundred sopping burp cloths,
Five minutes napping,
Four loads of laundry,
Three hours of sleeping,
Two tired arms,
And a crying baby no one can console.
On the twelfth day of Refluxmas,
my true love sent to me
twelve reasons I would do this all over again,(Many more than)
twelve years of memories,
Eleven years of giggling,
Ten years of tickling,
Nine years of snuggling,
Eight years of hugging,
Seven years of kissing,
Six years of listening,
Five years of laughing,
Four years of walking,
Three years of singing,
Two lucky parents,
And an angel baby we were given to love.
Eli’smom2006-12-7 1:7:29
December 7, 2006 at 7:56 am #19761hellbenntKeymasterBRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2006 at 9:50 am #19764AnonymousInactiveThat was great!!!!! Made me smile!
December 7, 2006 at 10:55 am #19768AnonymousInactiveThat was so awesome – you should work for Hallmark!! Made me laugh and cry all at the same time
Robin
December 7, 2006 at 1:52 pm #19776AnonymousInactiveThat was pefect!!!!
December 7, 2006 at 2:00 pm #19778AnonymousInactivewow, u guys are so talented! i am still sitting here trying to think of just one!
December 7, 2006 at 4:50 pm #19783AnonymousInactive…two neglected siblings.
December 7, 2006 at 8:24 pm #19789AnonymousInactiveThat was great!!!
December 8, 2006 at 2:06 am #19798AnonymousInactiveOn the first day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me
one career plan change (I’m going into nursing now).
On the second day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me
two hospital stays, and one career plan change.
On the third day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me,
three different specialists, two hospital stays, and one career plan change.
On the fourth day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me,
four days without sleeping, 3 different specialists, tow hospital stays, and one career plan change
On the fifth day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me,
FIVE DIFFERENT MEDS!
four days without sleeping, 3 different specialists, two hospital stays, and one career plan change
On the sixth day of Refluxmas, my truelove gave to me
6 months of crying, FIVE DIFFERENT MEDS! four days without sleeping, 3 different specialists, two hospital stays, and one career plan change.
On the seventh day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me
7 months of “she’ll grow out of it”, 6 months of crying, FIVE DIFFERENT MEDS! four days without sleeping 3 different specialists, two hospital stays, and one career plan change.
On the 8th day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me
8 weeks of elimination diet, 7 months of “she’ll grow out of it,” 6 months of crying, FIVE DIFFERENT MEDS! four days without sleeping, 3 different specialists, two hospital stays, and one career plan change.
I can’t think of 9
On the 10th day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me
10 vomits in a hour (yes, this really did happen)!
I can’t think of 11 either
On the 12th day of Refluxmas, my true love gave to me,
12 extra oz of milk through Gbutton a day, etc.
December 9, 2006 at 2:40 pm #19909AnonymousInactiveThose are awesome! I am definitely NOT that creative!!
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